Chili Dogs

The Chili dog is near perfection on the male-meal-o-ometer. Separately both rate pretty high but combined, they nearly blow out the top of the scale. Perhaps the only thing keeping them from blowing out the top of the scale is that they often lead to the eater blowing out the bottom of his tail, and though that might bring precious relief, it isn't a very enjoyable atmosphere in which to be relieved.