Dedicated to a friend who is enjoying his last day with his 1 year old today
The two's, the two's, the terrible two's
Start singing the blues, cause daddy will lose
You can turn the screws, and try new shampoos,
But the two will excuse, then accuse, and refuse,
Take the bad news, and the occasional bruise,
Child abuse?, a good parent eschews,
Just pay your dues, and enjoy the cruise,
Perhaps you can use, my fatherly ruse,
When trouble brews…pretend to snooze,
And let mommy take care of the trouble!
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